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While a man and woman are having sex, the man kicks the woman in the shin and cums in her eye. Causing her to wear an eyepatch
Jenny why are you wearing an eyepatch? This guy I fucked last night tried out this weird sex position called the Pirate.
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a) a certain robbin hood of the seas.
b) most commonly attributed by certain physical deformities including but not limited to missing leg, hand, eye etc.,
c) inclusive of one loyal pet animal often found perched on ones shoudler (i.e. parrot; monkey).
d) one in search of booty
(on a boat)
are we being attacked by hijackers?
out here, we call them pirates.
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Uber Creatures that are above meer humans.
Equal to ninjas in all things including super ability's and prowess.
Worship the Flying Spaghetti Monster
Better then Joe Kuyper
Joe: Man Matt is such an awsome pirate
Leo: Ryans such a Ninja
Aaron: Their so much better then me
Dejay:I am not worthy to be near a Pirate like Matt or a Ninja like Ryan, cause I am gay
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Filipinos, Panas(Native in flip), People from the Philippines
Scene: Korean Restaurant
Actors: Mint, Bra, and Garden
Mint: Look at those dirty pirates behind us
Bra: there are some in front of us too
Garden: we're surrounded by pirates, i hope we don't get boarded.
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A man that is unavailable. Gives you attention for a short time and then drifts away in search of another treasure...only to find it is not there and they remain drifting for the rest of their lives...missing out on the true treasure they could've had.
I'm always attracted to pirates...
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Pirating is the action of drinking straight from the bottle or two-liter when you would normally get a cup for the drink.
Person 1: "Hey, I want some soda. What do you have?"
Person 2: "All I have is a two-liter of coke. I don't have any cups."
Person 1: "That's ok, I'll just pirate it. Thanks, man."
Person 1: "You want a drink of his orange juice?"
Person 2: "Not from that jug. I saw him pirating it earlier!"
Person 1: "Hey man, I was thirsty so I looked in your fridge and found some juice but I can't find any cups. What's up with that?"
Person 2: "Oh, cups are for wimps, dude. I'm a pirate."
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Shorthand referring to the movie Pirates of the Caribbean with Johnny Depp and Keira Knightley.
Pirates 2 comes out on DVD this week!
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