Pizza

A food made from heaven. Lots of people enjoy it. It has a crust at the widest part and under. There is cheese underneath all the toppings. The most common topping is pepperoni. Some other toppings are mushrooms, green pepper, olives, onions, sausage, bacon, etc.

Hey Joe, wanna get some pizza after school?

Pizza But

Slang for crappy pizza from Pizza Hut.

Dude, why are you eating Pizza But?

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pizza pizza house

A game played among pizza delivery drivers to determine who gets to go home.

Identical pieces of paper are prepared, one with an image of a house, and the others with an image of a pizza. The papers are crumpled.

The delivery drivers each take a crumpled paper. If he gets the house, he gets to leave, much in the style of a roulette game.

If he gets a pizza, he must deliver until the restaurant closes for the night. :-(

Counter worker: "Hey guys, the boss said he can let someone go home early."
Driver: "OMG LETS PLAY PIZZA PIZZA HOUSE."

pizza

Great way to order weed on the phone because it's easily divided into portions corresponding to bag sizes.

Russ: Hey, let's order some pizza. How much do you want?
Steve: I only need an eigth.
Russ: I'll take a half.

ring...ring...

Dealer: S'up
Russ: We need a pizza.

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Pizza

Code word for Marjuana.

Dude, what if there was pizza flavored pizza?

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pizza

a extremly healthy vegetable like hot cheetos

girl1: i just ate pizza and hot cheetos!
girl2: you must beso healthy
girl3: i was 600 pounds now im only 90

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pizza

Happiness in a box.

They say that money can't buy you happiness, but it can buy you a pizza so therefore it can buy you happiness.

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