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planking meaning to have sexual intercourse by inserting a penis into a vagina.
Is everyone planking these days?
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To plank is to poop on something out of the ordinary.
I just planks that piece of wood and sent it down the stream for other to enjoy.
Jeff was such dick last night when I was here so I planked his grill that asshole.
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Planking, which involves somebody lying flat on their stomach in unusual or different environments. Very popular in Australia.
Dude, check out that flag pole..
PLANKING TIME BBY!
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Planking is lying face down, ensuring your face remains expressionless for the duration of the plank, your legs must remain straight and together with toes pointed. Your arms must be placed by your side, held straight and with fingers pointed.
Planking is to occur in everyday locations, on everyday items and a photo of the plank needs to be taken.
'Hey man, what are you doing lying on top of that tractor'
"I am planking dude, It's rad!'
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Where someone lies as straight as a plank with hands and legs parallel with the body on random objects, fences, buildings, signposts, etc trying to get the coolest pics for facebook.
Mate, he wasn't balancing, he was planking.
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To lay rigid, face down with arms by your side.
More points awarded for difficulty of location and risk involved.
Planking- Laying down rigidly on the top of a sign post.
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verb (infinitive)
The act of instantaneously placing one's body unto a miscellaneous surface in which all respective body parts are in a 90° angle to the horizontal.
Spectator: "Dude, why are you lying as stiff as a board on that policecar's roof?"
The dude lying on the policecar's roof: "I'm planking, spectator."
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see facebook group "Planking Australia" or "Planking South Africa"
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