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when you hear an alarm going off after you have had sex with a woman, you cum on her alarm, and then set it for ten minutes after you have left. when she hits the snooze button she has once again had your cum on her, hence leaving your mark on her and her clock...
Yo i totally gave her the alarm poach
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A burger that comes with a poached egg
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Put Me in Poached Burger, you should try it!"
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To stop for a fly by piss at any random convenience store or fast food chain without making a purchase
While traveling my sales territory I frequently poach the whiz house
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Put me in boiling water till I go runny so I can shit in your mouth
A dance move where you jump into a bath of water and wiggle like the disgusting crocodile you are
Breaking News: Florida Man Arrested For Doing The Poached James At A Child's Birthday Party. Locals Say Man Had Just Lost A Dare
Having had anal sex with no lubricant
I can’t believe you’re not sore after you poached Jonathan!
To get poached means to get very high on alot of dmt
Whah fuck man I'm totally poached