pokemon

One of the greatest marketing schemes in the history of humanity. By launching a no-holds-barred Pokemon attack on America with the video games, trading cards, and anime show, they seized millions of young Americans (including myself) in their grasp. Even today, Pokemon has not entirely fallen away (partially due to the valiant efforts of Cartoon Network to play Pokemon movies over and over again on Fridays).

mr. obsessed: check it homes i got super rare jirachi celebi and mew!!!!!
real guy: dude u just wasted ur whole life man, and its not even fun. thats wat happens 2 sell-outs kids. dont b like him.

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pokemon

to throw your balls at meaningless creatures while poking them with extreme prejudice

Damn i jus wanna pokemon that girl

that crazy jap is doing the pokemon on the dance floor

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Pokemon

i love dick and pokemon

i eat pokemon dick

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Pokemon

pokemon is a fucking tv show not an anime I hate having to tell people this simple fact jesus

"yo have you seen the new Pokemon episode? it's my favorite out of all animes I've watched."

"I'm bouta slap you boi

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Pokemon

...right up there with Barney and Telletubbies.

Only raving homos would watch this pokemon shit, it even makes Barney look good.

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pokemon

1 word for this "game."
it would be...what is it? oh yeah Gay

Nerd: i play pokemon!
non-lameass: i know who's ass to kick!

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Pokemon

The act of poking a Rastafarian.

Hey mon! Why the hell did you poke me?

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