Bitch Poof

An addition to a hairstyle that has become popular with many bitches. Generally, the bangs or front of the hair are brushed back over the top of the bitches head and clipped into place, made neat in appearance with copious amounts of hair spray and brushing. This makes the shape of a poof. A large bitch poof denotes an exceedingly bitchy girl.

The bigger the bitch poof, the bigger the bitch.

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Poof

Men who ride on the other bus. We regular take the normal bus whereas these ones take the OTHER bus.

Bobby: Hey jimmy! Where you going?

Jimmy: To the OTHER bus!

Bobby: WHat bus?

Jimmy: Where we get random objects shuved up our rectum!

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cheesy poof

a ball of puffed cheese, like a cheeto.
Cartman loves his cheesy poofs and would do anything for them!

I want my Cheesy Poofs!!!-cartman

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poof pussy

When a women comes to your house, has sex with you, then instantly gets dressed and leaves as soon as you cum. No cuddling, no talking, no nothing. This leaves the rest of your evening free to hang out with friends, get a snack, or even just go to sleep while having the entire bed to yourself.

My friend Joey B really loves poof pussy and the rust trombone.

Ninja poofing

To ninja poof would be to smoke (marijuana, tobacco, etc.) while hidden, usually very near people. Bushes work well.

I see you ninja poofing behind that dumpster

love poof

A phenomenon which occurs when a woman's low-plunging bra or similar is slightly too small, resulting in two small "poofs" peeking over the top of said undergarment.

I like to have a little love poof on the first date.

Food poof

A vegetarian, a vegan, a herbivore, someone who does not eat meat.

"Do you have any special dietary requirements?"
"Yes. I'm a food poof."