Pope Shoes

The name of ones shoes immediately following the removal of a females bloody tampon and punting (kicking) of said tampon, prior to sexual intercourse.

I got myself a pair of awesome Pope Shoes last night before banging my wife.

hood pope

The philanthropist of the hood, someone to look to to guide you up in the streets.

A$AP Ferg is the young trap lord/hood pope

"This the Hood Pope, chain hang low, red rubies and the gold
Young Trap Lord, feel your pain, I be down for my people" -A$AP Ferg

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Pope Fiend

1. An ardent follower of the Catholic faith.

Sean goes to Mass every sunday, he's such a pope fiend.

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pete pope

An old man who says the weirdest things

“Ahhhhhhhh the boob has been deboobed and the toothpaste is out of the tube.” -Pete Pope

Is the Pope a Bear?

A combination of two other rhetorical phrases:
Is the Pope Catholic?
And
Does a bear shit in the woods?
Second combination would be:
Does the Pope shit in the woods?

Designed to confuse people who ask stupid questions.

Jonny: "Are we going to eat dinner at 6 tonight?"
Billy: "Is the Pope a bear?"
Jonny: "What?!"

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pull a pope

To quit. To leave something before it is finished. To leave prematurely.

Oh man, if that guy in front of me won't stop farting I'm gonna pull a pope and leave.

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pope punished

The action brought upon young children by the popes raging sexual desires.

"Daddy the pope punished me today"! "Son tell me exactly what hole the man tore apart with his massive holy staff"!?

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