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Floppy Popsicle

The end result of busting a mega nut. One's wiener state after launching a big wad.

I had just finished getting the posion out and your mom walked in. She saw my Floppy Popsicle and everything!

by Lil Larton November 13, 2009

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Iron Popsicle

A penis that has recently been inside the vagina of a menstruating woman, and unwashed since. If the woman then goes down on said penis, she is sucking on an "iron popsicle."

My boyfriend and I had sex while i was on my period. Later when we went to bed i decided to suck on his penis a bit without thinking of the period-sex we had earlier and had myself an iron popsicle.

by Sriz July 13, 2009

6๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Slovakian Popsicle

When you shove a handful of ice cubes up the vagina and you fuck the girl therefore making your dick a popsicle!

Hey nathan! Can I give you a Slovakian popsicle!?

by ZARBONNER October 21, 2018

6๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Tampon Popsicle

A blood soaked cotton wad from the menstruating vagina that is served as a frozen treat and consumed on hot summer days.

Hey timmy, it's 85 degrees out here, tell your sister to make me a tampon popsicle.

by MASHISHI April 29, 2009

28๐Ÿ‘ 12๐Ÿ‘Ž


melting popsicles

1. Katy Perry's euphemism for causing an erection (as seen in her music video for "California Girls"). 2. an ice cold sweet treat (a.k.a. a popsicle) liquefying due to some source of intense heat (such as the sun or Californian sun-kissed skin). 3. possessing skin so perfectly tanned and unblemished that it is equivalent to flirting shamelessly without even speaking a word.

1. "Damn. She just melted my popsicle."

2. "I'm in the mood for a popsicle but it's so hot out I don't want to deal with the mess if it melts..."

3. "You're skin's great! Just go to the beach for a few days, and you'll be melting popsicles in no time."

4. "Watch out! California girls have sun-kissed skin so hot they'll melt your popsicle!!!"

by Kate from California ;) August 2, 2010

32๐Ÿ‘ 15๐Ÿ‘Ž


Douche Popsicle

A person having at least one, but most often several qualites of a douche bag that makes them appear frozen in perpetual douchitude.

Your friend that goes out with a fake tan, frosted tips, gold chain and wife-beater is never going to get laid because he's a fucking douche popsicle.

by Lego Kabul July 12, 2010

8๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


nigger popsicles

when it is too cold to steal

Man, its fucking nigger popsicles outside.

by Micr0nutz January 13, 2007

55๐Ÿ‘ 30๐Ÿ‘Ž