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The act of being fist fucked without lube and mural consent, while your ears are bleeding from the sounds of concrete being jackhammered.
I'm really Getting Portered by my boss today with all the shit work he has given me.
made up people, the answer to anything u cant be arsed to answer.
"how did i get a 22% on this test?"
"porter and pincer. they degraded u."
To get a blowjob in a weird place
She Porter Pottied me in a church van
-to take a shit in a porter potty
I had to go so bad i took a porter poop!
A beautiful, hot and sexy girl.
Imogen Porters are one in a million, and are straight-A students.
If you manage to catch one, hold on tight!
Their weaknesses are chocolate and loneliness. NEVER tell an Imogen Porter she sucks, if you value your life.
awesome Imogen Porter
Ha Ha your soo cool and handsome Joe Porter
Guy 1: Have you heard of our lord and savior Joe Porter
Guy 2: Yeah he is my role model, he is soooo handsome. He just oozes masculine stuff
Guy 1: Ha Ha your soo cool and handsome Joe Porter