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When you're balls are given a free cleaning during a courtesy flush.
Took a massive shit and got hit by Poseidon's Rage.
When one licks the anus of another individual in a large body of water, whilst that individual is crowning.
We were in Lake St. Clair when she gave me the good ol' Poseidon's Crown!
When you have a piercing through the tip of your cock and then you ejaculate and the cum goes three different ways
he showed Poseidons Trident, when he came it hit me in 3 different places
When you’re taking a poop and the turd hits the toilet water and splashes your butthole.
That poop was so vicious i got cursed by Poseidon’s curse
Poseidon’s Kiss, but after you have peed in the toilet.
Person 1: *screaming*
Person 2: What’s going on? Did you get hit with Poseidon’s Kiss?
P1: No, it’s something much worse
P2: What could possible be worse than Poseidon’s Kiss?
P1: It’s Poseidon’s Hickie!
When you’re dropping a load in the toilet that’s too much to go down and the water level rises up so that your balls get dipped in the broth, but ends up flushing after all before the bowl overflows. Result of not performing courtesy flushes along the way
After sitting on the toilet for over half hour scrolling my morning social media feeds, I realized my legs fell asleep when I flushed and my balls were submerged in a Poseidon Flash Flood and I couldn’t get up in time to turn off the water. Luckily it was a flash flood and ended up going down the toilet
When you are sitting on a toilet and it automatically flushes, causing the waste water to stir up and spray on your ass cheeks.
I was really shook up when I encountered my first Sneezing Poseidon while on the toilet today.