precious-big

A level of morbid obesity, as loosely defined by ther buffalo sized star of the movie "Precious"

She might be big, but she has a nice personality...

How big is she?

Well, she isn't precious-big..

Oh, OK..

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Precious Boi

Used in many fandoms. A person would use “Precious Boi” used to describe a male fictional character usually as their favorite, or to say that they’re just absolutely adorable.

Some Teen: David is such a precious boi. I WILL PROTECC HIM FOREVER.

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Precious cargo

Innocents. Individuals who overcome and I respect and am so proud of

Those children are precious cargo. Drive safely!

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precious baby

This term is used to describe a character that someone loves, (almost always a cinnamon roll in this case) but be careful when you use this description... usually when someone calls them this, the said character ends up in a roleplay scenario that usually leads to their tragic (but also slightly lewd) death.

Girl 1: "I love Tony! He's such a precious baby!"
Girl 2: "WAIT, NOOO! NOT TONY!!!"
Girl 1: "Don't worry, he'll be fine! I will protect my precious baby."

*three weeks later...*

Girl 1: "Sooo, remember how I loved Tony a few weeks ago?"
Girl 2: "Yeah. Did you do what I think you did?"
Girl 1: "...Alright, maaaybe I acted out a roleplay where he got turned tiny... and he went through a deadly buttcrush... ahahaha~"
Girl 2: "jUsT wHaT i ThOuGhT."

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White Precious

Whenever you see a fat white woman. Referring to the main character from the movie "Precious", but a Caucasian version, and usually at least a little ghetto.

( Spot a fat, usually ghetto, white woman, and say to whoever your with)

"Hey look, white precious!"

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Precious Gem

A precious gem is someone who portrays excellent qualities all around. It is usually used in a sarcastic tone meaning that someone is just not up to par with the rest of the world.

Oh, isn't she just a precious gem.

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my precious

A title given by a Hobbit named Smeagol aka Gollum to the "One Ring to Rule Them All" from Lord of the Rings and The Hobbit!
This title is often given to a significant other or a family member or a friend when you want to make them feel valued and laugh, especially when pronounced in a Smeagol voice.

A single woman sees a handsome man heading her way and thinks, "my precious!"

The man wonders where that Smeagol voice came from.

The woman laughs.

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