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making a woman orgasm so hard that her orgasm soaks the sheets resembling the sheets after they get out of the washing machine.
I pounded Tracy so hard that she pressure washed my couch...yeaaa boi
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When you stick your dick or a similar object into your partner/hooker's asshole, then you have them shit on said object while still holding it in as tightly as possible. This should cause the poop to go around the object and forcibly eject out the anus. The end result looks like a pressure washer spraying poop. DO NOT get in the way of this 'pressure washer,' it will inflict physical harm.
Note: Laxatives help to provide the consistency needed for the poop to flow like water.
Danny: Oh yeah John! Just a little deeper and then I'll pressure wash that silly grin off your face!
John: Yea! Pressure wash me all day! UNNGGHHH (orgasm) (poosplosion)
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Being stoned to death, but instead of using rocks you use pears.
Bobo: Did you hear about how the mob plans to kill the president?
Nomnom: Oh yeah, pear pressure.
Bobo: Dumb shithole deserves it.
verb. To persuade a pickup or trick,
non-verbally to be the top, although he'd obviously prefer to be the bottom himself.
From NYC.
"He's an expert at pressure bottoming."
The irrational obsession with Halloween and anything Halloween related during the entire month of October and possibly up until Thanksgiving.
The pumpkin pressure is pretty thick this year I haven't seen Mike in anything but his Pikachu costume this week.
Destroy Lonely's definition of some strong ass weed
"Ken: Yo what you smokin' big dawg? Bobby: Pressure, yea I'm smokin' that pressure!"
*Smokes some strong ass weed* "Goddamn... this shit is pressure right here"
1. When you have to poop really bad.
2. Peer pressure from peoole with names like Kieth or Karen.
1. Oh man, I am feeling some serious butthole pressure, I better go hit the bathroom. 2. This lady at work today wanted a refund, she was in the wrong but exerted some serious butthole pressure and my manager caved.