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A fart so dry and painful it feels like a pretzel stick.
Or, a person so stupid, there's nothing else to call them.
As Jimmy lifted a cheek to pass wind, his face froze, and then he screamed in anguish at what we call a pretzel fart.
After shoving a broom handle up his ass and running head first into a stop sign, Sam's friends could do nothing but look on and call him a damned pretzel fart.
When two men make ass-to-ass contact and proceed to reach between their legs. At this point they will masturbate each other to orgasm.
Did you see the Dutch pretzel that Jon and Steve pulled off?
An accidental sex-position that occurs when two people are beginning sexual intercourse and both individually try to begin with a different sex position, resulting in a miscommunication and a awkward tangled mess, instead of sex.
Due to their misfortunate lack of communication in the bedroom, Will and Kristina found themselves in an totally awkward Wetzels Pretzel, instead of the hot, steamy intercourse that they both desired.
a pretzel, covered in shit. If you haven't seen Mall rats, then you wouldn't know.
Would you like a Chocolate Pretzel? (Hands douchebag tv host a shit covered pretzel)
1. An exaggerated form of couch cuddling that almost looks painful. 2. A contorted, twisted pile of limbs and apendages.
Look at Peter and Arielle in the fag pretzel on the couch!
Having sex while both people are cross legged and shifting.
Hey Dominic I heard you and Boone did the hot pretzel last night
When you handcuff someone's left arm to their right leg and their right arm to their left leg and smash them from behind
Jordan put Owen in a Guantanamo Pretzel last night