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The inverse of 3D printing where a 3D object is reduced by very thin layers at a time. Often used in the context of wiping your ass, but you are really just wiping a poo that hasn't fully extruded from your anus. Because you are wiping a poo, wiping clean is an exercise in futility. Instead, the defecator should resume trying to push out the poo before attempting to wipe again.
People have referred to this as craypa shits when the poo has the quality of an oil pastel when wiping.
This is the opposite of an Ace, where after a poop, the wipe is clean on the first run.
I couldn't wipe clean the other day because I was just 2D printing a poo.
What's taking so long, are you 2D printing a poo in there?
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A sexual act between two people, where one person goes for a shit and doesn't wipe. Meanwhile their partner gets down on all fours. After the first person has finished their shit, they squat over their partner and spread their bum cheeks, then dip up and down while printing "leopard" like spots on their back.
Boyfriend - "Your back is like a blank canvas"
Girlfriend - "it's ready for some leopard printing"
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This sex act requires that you abduct three little girls and strip them naked in your basement. You must then break their knees with a sledgehammer, toss the girls aside, create a mixture of laxatives and your bodily fluids (especially cum and vomit), and let it blend for ten minutes. During these ten minutes, you are to stand a few meters from your desired girl, charge towards her, ram your cock (you can use a spiked dildo, albeit not necessary) up her ass (cunts and mouths are acceptable), and repeat for each girl until the blending finishes. Feed one of the girls your concoction and, with a staple gun, connect the girls' mouths to each other's asses so that they form an endless human centipede. After some time, collect some of their shit and use it to spell out a phrase of your choice. Smear the shit on their faces afterwards and beat off on their backs and faces.
Vomit on a printing press for bonus points.
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The area defining an African mans genitals. When the beef print is visible you can clearly see ones penis surcumfrence. Loved by all ethnicities of women world wide, the beef print is most famous when found in grey sweats.
La-dash-a ; Holy Toledo Shabriqua !! Take a look at Austins beef print !
Shabriqua; Wow that's one hell of a man sausage. I'm wet
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The unique texture of your arse hole....like a finger print but a ring print.
Jill from work photocopied her arse on the photocopying machine. I knew it was her because she left her ring print on the glass
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Where you have been gripping the penis during masturbation to the extent that you can see finger marks afterwards for an extended period of time. Usually in colder conditions.
"Man, I was tugging so hard those dick-prints didn't fade for an hour"
Also often known as, cock-prints.
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when the male partner pulls out before ejaculation, then proceeds to ejaculate in his hand then slaps his partner in the face to leave a white hand print on his or her face
She said her face hurt so bad after i gave her a snow print
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