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Similar to procrasturishowering, a procrasturbator will masturbate instead of completing the dull tasks they've been assigned at work/school.
Instead of writing my term paper, I decided to procrasturbate.
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The act of masturbating as a reason for not doing a required/mundane activitity.
"Dude, I had to procrasturbate twice last night, I did NOT want to do my homework!"
"I caught my wife procrasturbating yesterday instead of cleaning. It was hot and she did it in heels."
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procrastinating because of masturbating
I should have been writing my literature essay, but I was procrasturbating.
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to waste time pleasuring yourself
A teenage boys' favorite way to avoid doing his homework is procrasturbation.
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The act of getting incredibly excited about some project, creation or invention, usually to someone at a pub, bar or party, that deep down you know you may never even begin, let alone complete.
They spent another Saturday evening at The Town Hall Hotel procrasturbating about their film script.
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Guy 1: So insteed of studying for my exam on Saturday, I'm watching porn...
Guy 2: Wow, you must really be Procrasturbating.
masturbate procrastinate fap jerk off skeet
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when you lowkey horny but you tell yourself you’ll beat your schmeat later.
i am procrasturbating right now.
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