A girl who looks like she will be a really good looking milf once she has kids.
While looking at pictures on Facebook:
Mike: She looks great, I think she'll look great even after she has kids.
Jay: Yeah man, she's totally a milf in progress.
a town, person, or people who bring new concepts and ideas, making you think differently, but in a way that feels comfortable and old school.
Have you been to Cleveland before?
No, that place is a stinkpile.
Wrong. It's retro progressive.
Unlike disney worlds carousel of progress this is an aisle at a company where all the latest development is supposed to happen but instead it sits empty. The shock and dismay of managers faces are always visible when they look into the aisle of progress. "WHERE IS EVERYONE? DON'T THEY KNOW THIS IS THE COMPANIES MOST IMPORTANT PROJECT?"
pad:Have you seen stinky feet?
commando: Yeah hes over in the aisle of progress.
pad:I checked, nobody is there.
commando: std
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Metal music for people have a taste
Tool are "the" progressive metal band
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A game where no human interaction is required, except for choosing your race, class (doesn't really matter what you choose) and starting stats. Oddly addicting.
Person 1: She's playing... Progress Quest...? But she's at the bathroom!
Person 2: That's right.
Person 1: She's at the bathroom!
Person 2: I know that. Requires no interaction whatsoever, but I prefer you do some shit while playing.
Person 1: Oh...
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A more respectful way of phasing a friend with benefits out when a full on Ghosting seems too harsh
I am going to have to phase him out but it'll have to be a progressive ghost.
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A collection of men who share the insatiable desire to entertain and are inextricably bound through the magic of song.
See that group of guys over there? $50 says that is a Bromatic Progression!
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