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Prostitution, n. The act of selling sex and/or sexual favours in exchange for money, drugs, or chickens, depending on local currency and exchange rates.
Illegal in nearly all countries worldwide. Politicians put it down at every opportunity, despite their frequent use of these "ladies of the night"
The most frightening aspect of prostitution is not the act, which is merely pornographic movies without the studio and piss-poor acting. The money from prostitution usually finances drug pushers, who in turn finance other criminal acts. Thus you paying to get your rocks off with some drug-addled whore in Soho could be indirectly funding things like 7/11 or even 9/11.
It is the oldest profession in the world.
Single man, driving in car: Hey babe, fancy showing me a good time?
Lady of negotiable affection: S'gonna cost ya.
Single man: Sure, I just wanna blow my load.
He gets what he wants, she gets what she wants. He probably gets a veneral disease too but hey, we can't all be winners.
This is the lowest form of prostitution.
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Sex for pay. "Profession" defended by sexophilic liberals and lazy white trash.
As long as its two consenting adults, who cares if they spread diseases and destroy families.
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Prostitutitis is a term used to describe those who have made the unfortunate mistake of making untasteful jokes which lead people to think that they sell themselves on street corners.
Person A: "Your boyfriend is so happy he's with you,"
Person B: "Yup, I try to give them my money's worth!" (joking)
Person A: "OMG! SHE MUST BE, LIKE, A PROSTITUTE!"
Hence, Person B has 'prostitutitis'.
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The term originated in Iloilo City, Philippines. It means using the funds of one candidate to benefit their rival canditates. Turning one's own political contributions against oneself by deception and giving the contributed funds to a rival candidate(s). A double whammy.
Political Prostitution is rife in Iloilo City especially during elections.
A person who has sex with the boss to keep or get a better position.
"The boss will never date you; he thinks that your beneath him. Your just his prostitute on the payroll. Your his payroll prostitute. "
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A more polite way of saying "slut"; remember that a whore gets paid while a slut does the same work for free.
From SNL parody of Girls:
Jessa: I had sex with a cab driver, alright? It's called being free.
Blerta: You are prostitute?
Jessa: No, it's not prostitution if you don't get paid.
Blerta: You are UNPAID prostitute?!? You are lower than dog!
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