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A term used to describe an overly protective Boyfriend/Girlfriend.
Someone suffering from OPD becomes angry when their other half so much as looks at someone of the opposite sex.
A girlfriend suffering from obsessive protective disorder.
=Boyfriend glances at random woman across the room=
Girlfriend: What, am i not good enough for you anymore? You have to go checking out other girls?
Boyfriend: No hun, i was just looking at her bright purple hair..
Girlfriend: So how long has this been going on???
Boyfriend: Calm down babe...
Girlfriend: WE ARE SO OVER! I WILL NOT BE CHEATED ON BY SCUM LIKE YOU
=Boyfriend shrugs=
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Witless Protection Program (wit less pro tek shun pro gram) NOUN. An organization devoted to saving clueless people from the consequences of their stupidity.
Molly- Did you just threaten to kill the president?
Conrad- No, I said he's going to get shot.
Molly- How would you know?
Conrad- He's GOT to, nobody's going to stand for Obama giving a million dollars to every black person in the country!
Molly- What makes you think he's going to do that?
Conrad- Oh it's obvious. You know the way all those blacks work together.
(she scribbles something on a scrap of paper).
Molly- You are going to need this number.
Conrad- Who's this?
Molly- That's the number for the Witless Protection Program.
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The NPS are the most catastrophic group in xbox live history boasting a record of 721-0. They also pioneered Joe into a worldwide meme and also the lego star wars phenomenon
The Nonce Protection services are mad fer it
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When Sean Hannity scrubs and disinfects truth from current events so you can view them the way Fox "News" wants you to, liberated from facts or nuance or context and common sense, reports of these events are said to be “Hannitized for your Protection”.
I was watching the CNN report on the war in Libya and realized it had been Hannitized for your Protection.
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protect : watch
ya : your
neck : dick
so protect ay neck means to watch your ass
"watch ya step kid... yo ya best protect ya neck" - wu tang
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When you are feeling un well and bare back your side woman and cough in her face hopefully Corona will kill her and the unborn child
Jed- rich did u Shag your side pice
Rich- yeah but think I got Corona so went bare back and coughed in her face two deaths for the price of one
Ged- that's some good Corona sex protection
Kenma Protection Organization, or KPO, is an organization put together by fans of Haikyuu and eternal happiness as a way to protect the beautiful, shy, sleepy bean of a boyo Kenma Kozume. KPO was made back in the literal creation of the universe itself by gods to savor the happiness and safety of Kenma.
The Kenma Protection Organization encourages the squishing of soft baby Kenma’s little cheeks.