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Pterodactyl Slap

Like getting Turkey Slapped but by one HELL of a monster burd

"Like, ohmaayygooodddd, BMo says he's gonna Pterodactyl Slap me with his Late Jurassic dino dingus"
"Gurl, you are SO lucky. I wish I had a man who would...."
"**Pterodactyl shriek approaching rapidly**"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
"wweeereee deeeeeeaaaddd nowwwwwwwww"

by thebeemdreem September 9, 2020


Pterodactyl style

When a guy pees on the outside of thea toilet bowl so it doesn't make any noise. Its called pterodactyl style because the pee is silent.

You should always use pterodactyl style in public bathrooms.

by McSuperDo August 30, 2015


pterodactyl claw

Similar to a camel toe but much more aggressive.

I reached over to Josh and leached on to his pterodactyl claw

by Yeeeyeeyeee February 15, 2018


pterodactyl dad

Male version of helicopter mom. Overly protective father.

He is such a pterodactyl dad, he won't stop micromanaging his daughter.

by GingerMarlin December 19, 2021