the act of applying cologne and deodorant in the place of cleansing oneself by showering
sean woke up late for class so he took a puerto rican shower
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When a batter hits a single and then steals second base.
Hernandez completes the Puerto Rican Double with that theft of second.
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large oversize plastic bags from stores or garbage bags used in place or as an alternative to using/buying luggage when travelling.
Joe didn't have the money to buy a suitcase when he went on Greyhound so he used a puerto rican suitcase to bring his stuff.
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A motor vehicle typically from the hood with large white letters in the rear window that read R.I.P. and then the person who passes away's name.
A great way to advertise
Yo, check it, dat whip says "R.I.P. Sixmundo" must be a Puerto Rican Funeral
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Siblings born exactly 9 months apart.
When a woman gets knocked up the day after popping out a kid; 9 months later, she's got puerto rican twins.
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The Puerto Rican Bidet is an act performed in the shower after a good shit. After shitting and not wiping, one enters the shower, bends over like a mule, and utilizes the shower water to cleanse the asshole of fecal matter. Very environmentally friendly. Save the trees; utilize the Puerto Rican Bidet.
I save money and trees by not using toilet paper and utilizing the Puerto Rican Bidet.
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term used to describe when a man rolls his "Rs" while going down on a women.
P1: How was your date last night?
P2: Amazing!! He gave me a Puerto Rican Kiss. I was cumming all over the place.
P1: Does he have a brother?
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