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a male of Indian descent whom thinks he is a player.
He tries to impress women with his comand of broken
english while blasting old rahjiv shakar tunes from his
cheap car stereo.
Did you see that pun-jabba trying to get lucky with that
hot chick?
He couldn't get laid with a hundred dollar bill stuck behind
each ear.
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When an Indian girl with a mustache gives you a hairy blowjob.
"Man that Indian girl gave me such a good Pun-job. I can't tell what are my pubes and her mustache hairs!
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1. The act of getting groped by a man of Indian origins around areas of the body that are commonly considered private. The groping occurs not with the hands, but with the dong (a.k.a. johnson, schlong, weiner).
2. The act of willingly getting jabbed in the poo-nanny with the male anatomy.
(Inside a dance club; crowded dance floor)
Club Music: "I got a feeling ... tonight's gonna be a good night. Tonight's gonna be a good night ..."
Dancing Girl 1: What keeps poking me in the ass?
Dancing Girl 2: It's that guy behind you. He must have pun-jabbed you 20 times already.
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a signature sex move; a sex move first done by Simon Pun; similar to enlightenment, can be achieved but not taught
Simon reached s-pun in 2007 when pleasuring Johnson. Sadly he died by overclimaxing.
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Anyone who successfully engages in punnilingus
Geoff: I'm so BOARD of this (said while playing Articulate)
Chris: You are such a punning linguist
a person who can't stop playing werewolf all time
a: wtf why is pun yi asking us to play werewolf again?
b: idk, I'm so sick of it tbh
A situation where multiple people diverge from the topic on hand to deliver a barage of puns that distracts from the topics and disorients the topic originator.
Person A: "I read in the news this morning that a blind man was hit yesterday by a car at the intersection in front of our office"
Person B: "I bet he never saw that one coming"
Person C: "I think the driver must have turned a blind eye"
etc..Pun Tsunami