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a male of Indian descent whom thinks he is a player.
He tries to impress women with his comand of broken
english while blasting old rahjiv shakar tunes from his
cheap car stereo.
Did you see that pun-jabba trying to get lucky with that
hot chick?
He couldn't get laid with a hundred dollar bill stuck behind
each ear.
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When an Indian girl with a mustache gives you a hairy blowjob.
"Man that Indian girl gave me such a good Pun-job. I can't tell what are my pubes and her mustache hairs!
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1. The act of getting groped by a man of Indian origins around areas of the body that are commonly considered private. The groping occurs not with the hands, but with the dong (a.k.a. johnson, schlong, weiner).
2. The act of willingly getting jabbed in the poo-nanny with the male anatomy.
(Inside a dance club; crowded dance floor)
Club Music: "I got a feeling ... tonight's gonna be a good night. Tonight's gonna be a good night ..."
Dancing Girl 1: What keeps poking me in the ass?
Dancing Girl 2: It's that guy behind you. He must have pun-jabbed you 20 times already.
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a signature sex move; a sex move first done by Simon Pun; similar to enlightenment, can be achieved but not taught
Simon reached s-pun in 2007 when pleasuring Johnson. Sadly he died by overclimaxing.
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That one nut in every social group who drank so deeply from the nipple of madness that they vomit puns all over the place (see off his rocker), sometimes even going so far as to put themselves and others in physical danger for a pun.
If you get cancer they will be the first to make a crappy joke about your horoscope, if your asshole landlord kicks you out for "getting raccoons high in the stairwell" or some bullshit he's right there with a pun about homelessness.
Far from recoiling from the negative reactions of others, the pun rocker wears them as a badge of honor, evidence of a "job well pun".
Mark: "You know what's fucking intense? A camping holiday with your pimp"
Rob: "STFU Mark we literally just got stabbed by a pimp in a camper van!"
Mark: "Never! Within me flows the blood of a pun rocker! Actually it flows out of me too..."
A situation where multiple people diverge from the topic on hand to deliver a barage of puns that distracts from the topics and disorients the topic originator.
Person A: "I read in the news this morning that a blind man was hit yesterday by a car at the intersection in front of our office"
Person B: "I bet he never saw that one coming"
Person C: "I think the driver must have turned a blind eye"
etc..Pun Tsunami
Anyone who successfully engages in punnilingus
Geoff: I'm so BOARD of this (said while playing Articulate)
Chris: You are such a punning linguist