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Wearing a nice shirt but casual bottoms so in a Zoom call it looks like you dressed up.
Friend 1: What’s the best thing about quarantine?
Friend 2: During my virtual meetings I can wear a button up and some sweatpants
Friend 1: Oh yeah, rocking that quarantine formal.
When you turn off all notifications from social networks, in order to avoid spoilers from a game/movie.
I want a genuine experience with this piece of media, so I'm going to internet quarantine myself.
A completely unreciprocated, obsessive crush developed because of too much time on your hands. You have gone on several dates in your mind. In fact, you may have forgotten that you aren't actually dating this person in real life.
My quarantine crush and I have gone on so many dates in my mind, but he doesn't even know that I'm alive!
A girl who’s hot enough that you wouldn’t mind being stuck with her at home for long periods of time
Damnn that girl is so hot, she definitely has that quarantine pussy...
When you are locked in doors and you can’t do sexual things with your s/o
Bro1, dude I’m not soooo horny
Bro2, bro I’m not just horny I’m quarantine horny
Staying at home for months at a time, causing your derrière to grow in size.
“Wow, look at that quarantine booty! You can tell she’s been staying at home!”
A mild mental health condition caused by sheltering in place for a month or more due to a pandemic. Signs are a partial loss of reality and difficulty interacting with others even with social distancing. Can progress to psychosis with continued isolation.
Zach has been sheltering place for so long that he is easily agitated. He is suffering from quarantine neurosis.