QWERTY Syndrome

The syndrome of typing qwertyuiopasdfghjkl;zxcvbnm into the search bar. (AKA EXTREME BOREDOM)

We have QWERTY Syndrome.

QWERTY Smack

Verb. To smack someone in the face with a standard keyboard, also known as a QWERTY board due to the first six letters in the top left being Q W E R T Y.

"Did you see that, I can't belive he just smacked him with a keyboard!"
"That my friend, is what you call a QWERTY smack."

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qwerty-boy

Someone who when bored, types random letters on his keyboard.

John was being a qwerty-boy and started typing atoricurtjickayoutiiryeenc

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Qwerty Me

Asking someone to text you without being too obvious.

"Dood, the boss is hanging around, can't IM. Qwerty Me."

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Qwerty Uiop

The gelatine prince of the 4365th dimension. Fell through a dimensional hiatus on the day of his coronation. Eats a diet of music played on instruments made of milk; attended Professor Abdullah Nightingale's university. Good friend of Captain Bluebear.

This entry about Qwerty Uiop the gelatine prince will only be funny to you if you have read The 13 1/2 Lives of Captain Bluebear by Walter Moers.

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qwerty poo

When you are so bored you start making up terms from your keyboard. If this is you, you should probably get off the computer.

Today I was so bored I typed qwerty poo into Google.

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qwerty waffle

when you crap on someone's laptop keyboard and close the lid

I left you a QWERTY waffle for lunch.

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