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the best water ice in the world. you can only find the good stuff philly.
I eat Rita's water ice for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.
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The most severe of all diarrhea. Unrelenting and persistent like Bruce Willis in the movie Die Hard, this is the kind of diarrhea that will stop at nothing to escape from one’s asshole. An anal flame thrower.
Feels like I’m going to shit flames and razor blades when Die Hard Rita attacks.
a privately owned and operated American quick service restaurant chain that operates primarily in the Mid-Atlantic United States
In January 2017, Argosy Private Equity and MTN Capital acquired controlling stake in Rita's Italian Ice from Falconhead Capital
One of the most beautiful women in the world & She has a youtube channel.
Rita's Juicy Life is awesome.
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A Tucson school filled with stoners. Everyone is drunk off their asses all day and skipping class. The teachers suck ass and all secretly smoke meth. If you go here you'd agree with everything we're saying. Full of ghetto mexicans (some are really hot) and some funny ass fights. If you come here you'll get no credits but you'll party every day. All other Tucson schools refer to it as Drugerita. If you want to undersand this get baked and read it.
(we're drunk right now)
"damn, look at that trashed mexican chick. she must go to santa rita high school"
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When you and a friend or stranger bang to different girls in the same bed with you backs touching one and other
Joe and Ronny pulled a ritas on those two chicks the other night