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The best website ever. You can get information on the following: tips for success, realized, fact, definitions, to do lists, and signs that thigns aren't going so well. A bit of sarcasm, a little truth, and a lot of humor. www.grouchyrabbit.com
Grouchy Rabbit includes these everyday bits and pieces of knowledge:
Signs That Things Aren't Going So Well: Your mother wishes you were more like your brother. Your brother is dead.
Fact: Nudists are never attractive
Realized: Math Problems are the only place where someone can buy 60 watermelons and no one ever wonders why.
To Do List: Change iPod name to Titanic. Sync it to your computer. Find humor in the fact that your Titanc is syncing.
Tips For Success: When a woman is upset with you it is often therapeutic for them to make sandwiches. Try suggesting she make you one.
Definitions: Single (adjective) - A man who makes jokes about women in the kitchen. (Note the irony)
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Said when a stupid person is acting up, will confuse them and make them feel offended in a very weird but cleverly combined way.
This term evolves from the TV show psych.
Ivory:OMNOMNOM
Claudio: Ivory Quit being such a rabbit porcupine!
Ivory: haha WHAAAT!!! im so confused. ..
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A cultivated “headspace” that some folks keep going for themselves usually because of their increasing difficulties coping with their Earthly status quo.
She was a good person but she was characterologically weak and therefore needed an altered state of consciousness, a parallel world she called “Rabbit Planet” which she created as an unguent to existence which for her had become both continuously tragic and annoying.
A fictional place where everything is wonderful and gentle and sweet.
Her mind was wandering off into rabbit land, I saw it slowly wash across her face.
The rabbit people are against all war and actions that are against life, including violence against the Earth; shit, they’re total herbivores.
The stage of a relationship in which the couple is banging constantly, rendering the couple incapable of any social contact with the outside world.
"Did you hang out with Trey this weekend?"
"Nah, he and Gabby are in the Rabbit Stage... Haven't seen either of them in months."
another name for a juicy large vagina.
man, shawty had that phat rabbit!
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