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You are doing a chick from behind. Then, you cum in her asshole. Then, you stick your pinkie finger into her cummy-shitty asshole. Then, you give her a *wet-willy* with your cummy-shitty finger.
Tom: Why is Sheila runnin' around with cum and shit comin' out of her ear?
Dick: Harry just gave her a raccoon in the attic.
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When a man finishes copulating with a woman, he punches her in both eyes, thus giving her two black eyes, like a raccoon. Thereupon exiting her domicile, the man proceeds to knock over her trash receptacle.
Linda was quite embarrassed to find that she had been a victim of Tom's notorious "raccoon sex" routine, and clumsily picked up the Cheetos wrappers strewn across her kitchen floor.
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When you cry in the bathroom and then look in the mirror to discover your mascara has run down your face.
Sarah: I'm over Jamie breaking up with me...
Jessie: Then why you got raccoon eyes?
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The act of putting chili powder on one’s dirty asshole and having someone lick it off like a raccoon scrounging for food
Guy: you tryna give me the spicy raccoon?
Girl: only if I can peg you afterwards
The act of applying vast amounts of anal stretching cream to your rectum and allowing multiple raccoons climb inside
That strange old guy from next door was creating a raccoon playhouse in his backyard
Someone that misses most if not all of the morning, and wake up in or close to the afternoon. They like to get into the swing of things after the noisy hustle and bustle of the mornings. Jumping into action well after the early birds. Afternoon Raccoons also love to sleep. This person doesn't consider themselves an early bird or a night owl. But they can choose to be more that one. For example, they feel like an afternoon raccoon and a night owl.
I'm not an "Early Bird" and I'm not a "Night Owl", Im more of an "Afternoon Raccoon."
He died in a trash can only to be resurrected days later he commands all Raccoons and has unlimited n word passes
You going to coon church this weekend? “Hell yeah gotta praise my boy Raccoon Jeezus.”