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You are doing a chick from behind. Then, you cum in her asshole. Then, you stick your pinkie finger into her cummy-shitty asshole. Then, you give her a *wet-willy* with your cummy-shitty finger.
Tom: Why is Sheila runnin' around with cum and shit comin' out of her ear?
Dick: Harry just gave her a raccoon in the attic.
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When a man finishes copulating with a woman, he punches her in both eyes, thus giving her two black eyes, like a raccoon. Thereupon exiting her domicile, the man proceeds to knock over her trash receptacle.
Linda was quite embarrassed to find that she had been a victim of Tom's notorious "raccoon sex" routine, and clumsily picked up the Cheetos wrappers strewn across her kitchen floor.
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When you cry in the bathroom and then look in the mirror to discover your mascara has run down your face.
Sarah: I'm over Jamie breaking up with me...
Jessie: Then why you got raccoon eyes?
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A person looking through a grocery store's throw away for bruised fruits/veggies, or just overdue foods.
Ever since Trader Joe's came to Atlantic Avenue, there have been a lot more urban raccoons popping up.
When a drunk chick agrees to anal sex, but he accidentally slams it too hard in her ass and she runs away screaming.
She turned into a screaming raccoon after Johnny tried anal with her.
a steroid monkey searching his gym bag like a raccoon rummaging through garbage, desperately trying to find his steroids.
Did you see how big Donald is? What a raging raccoon!
He went raging raccoon in the locker room yesterday!
Someone that misses most if not all of the morning, and wake up in or close to the afternoon. They like to get into the swing of things after the noisy hustle and bustle of the mornings. Jumping into action well after the early birds. Afternoon Raccoons also love to sleep. This person doesn't consider themselves an early bird or a night owl. But they can choose to be more that one. For example, they feel like an afternoon raccoon and a night owl.
I'm not an "Early Bird" and I'm not a "Night Owl", Im more of an "Afternoon Raccoon."