Ranch Squatting

when one squirts ranch dressing into a girls vagina or a mans anus and they lay on the floor and allow the person to squat over their face, and squirt the ranch into their mouth.

duuude, did you just let that girl ranch squat you? HELL YEAH man, im a master ranch squatter i go ranch squatting all the time! :D

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Ranch dressing

Makes salad worth eating

I love salad... Salad smothered in ranch dressing

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ranch tooth

Much like a sweet tooth craves sweets, the ranch tooth craves Wendy's ranch chicken sandwiches. However this makes social situations awkward, as the foot-tall, hatted tooth is prone to shout out "RANCH!" in any situation.

Just tell your stupid ranch tooth to shut up!

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bunny ranch

Where they keep the bunnies.

Bind me, gag me, take me to the bunny ranch.

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Ram Ranch

Theme song of the unlawful occupation of Ottawa in 2022

Those truckers really wanted a shower at Ram Ranch with the cowboys

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sock ranch

Noun- A secret location, often between a bed and a wall, were used masturbatory tube socks congregate.

Dude, I'm so embarrassed! My mom found the sock ranch when she was cleaning my room yesterday.

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Highlands Ranch

1. The yuppie infested armpit of Colorado.
2. A suburb south of Denver where it is manditory to own the largest sport utility vehical that you can possibly afford to compete with your neighbors oversized SUV even though you have no need for one.
3. A place to go to get judged by others for what you own, do for a living, and how your lawn looks.

I live in Highlands Ranch, sure it's more expensive but it's sure woth it for it's social status. Speaking of social status, have you seen my enormous Ford Excursion I have no idea how to drive it but boy it's sure better than my neighbors land rover.

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