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A regular sweet guy walking in the street. However, a woman does not know that he's a regular sweet guy since he's a stranger, so it's best to assume he's out to rape you.
A woman walking alone in the streets cannot determine whether an approaching man is an intending rapist or not until the encounter has reached its conclusion, so it logically follows that every man is both a rapist and not a rapist at the same time.
Rape center, hello, it's about a Schroedinger's rapist. He both has both raped me and not raped me! And he's also a very sweet guy and not a very sweet guy.
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A Predator who waits for a victim to start drinking from a fountain, then proceeds to force fellatio.
Dude, that guy just got hit by a fountain rapist!
1. An officer of The Gape. But higherclass officers eventually become a Federal Rapist. This officer may sit down with you , without any sort of notice, and makes sure that whomever your on a date with , and mainly , POF dates, are putting out. Else, The Federal Rapist may inspect that butthole for you, making sure she will clench up her rooter for you. No one likes to not gape on a first date. No one.
If one must not get to gape a tight butt every once in a while, and perhaps maybe never has done so , then one might be a Federal Rapist. This can also occur if someone fucks "fake butts" , FleshLights, or putts dildos in their buttholes but doesnt get to actually gape anything. (ref code std string "gape" = to sex something, while preferably getting to "gape" that ass. Or just google it, for heavens to betsy)
Rich-" pound for pound, I really get to pound NOTHING on plenty of fish. Should I kill myself?"
Tim " The answer is simple. Become a Federal Rapist. Plenty of benefits, and you can legally smash any butthole you wish. But hey, its mainly the job of a Federal Rapist to make sure that all women will put out on first date. Cheer up Rich! In the meantime, go fuck that fake butt of yours. It needs lovin. And maybe some cleaning.
Your basic Italian rapist is someone who lured kids down to his basement with his cum infused pasta sauce and his ejaculation infested pizza and if that doesn’t work he gets his mozzarella sticks out and bashes them across peoples heads until they are knocked unconscious. They then shove there mozzarella dildos down little kid asses so they then when he eats it out it taste like cheese
Person: Oh no watch out an Italian rapist lives in this house
A mustache that makes you look like a sexual deviant
Oye, have you seen Sean's rapist stache? It make him look like tremendo violador!!!
People who fuck with your gains when your at the gym getting a sick fucking pump.
Bro 1: "yo that dude is fucking with my workout"
Bro 2: "oh yeah he's being a complete gain rapist"
A person who tells you things which are a total waste of your time, or whines and complains at you. Forcing you to hear things you don't want to hear means they are virtually raping your ears with their words.
Tyrone will never be invited to another dinner party after he complained about every dish served at Sheila's. Then he told everyone about the time he met Sting. Now warnings have been issued about him being an ear rapist.
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