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Skin abrasions from sliding on the pavement after a cycle accident.
I got a bad case of road rash in that particular crash.
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An extremely rare skin rash you can only get from violating a dead body that appears on your face, red and in the shape of a Glasgow smile. This is only contagious via transferring sweat or fluids via sex with said individual.
This chick I worked with went to Vegas for the weekend and hooked up with this stripper and totally got beetle-rash. Turns out he worked as a mortician during the day and moonlighted as a stripper and forgot to shower that day, eek!
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The splotchy red skin texture developed by white people in response to prolonged sun exposure. See also: melanin, wet dog smell.
Damn, check them shrimp rashin' fools playing volleyball!
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A red dotted rash that appears around the vaginal area of a woman as a result of obeseity. Sometimes causing bleeding and also known to create a horridly smelling scent from a cheese like discharge from the rash. Not a very good thing to have when indulging in oral sex, especially if you are the giver to that who has the Cunt-rash.
'I went to go down on the obese mail-order, only to find she had an enormous cunt-rash that was spewing out cheese.'
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A random, itchy rash that suddenly appears after spending the night "talking" to football players in the night club. This rash mostly appears on cleat chasers.
Hey, did you see Betsy itching her cleat rash at work today? I heard she was cleat chasing all night at the club.
When you fart so hard, the pressure peels of your butt skin and leaves a skin rash.
Omg, I had Mexican food yesterday and caught myself a severe case of Fart Rash while slipping one out.
1. Euphemism used to describe and/or add emphasis as to how bad a situation may be.
2. A bad rash. Swelling and redness and I some cases itching and chaffing of the skin of an impacted area of the body.
My boss is like a bad rash. Always on my ass and driving me nuts.
I have a bad rash on my taint. I haven’t bathed for several days and it’s getting a tad itchy.