The eye watering sorrow and pain felt through ones anus the day after willingly consuming massive amounts of spicy food.
"Put the toilet paper in the fridge bro, there's going to be some serious rectal regret tomorrow"
See Uphill Gardner. A man who prefers the company of another man.
"Terry put on his best trapping pants and went to the gay bar for a spot of Rectal Gladiation. He is a full blown Rectal Gladiator"
"Man Ash is such a Rectal Tissue"
"Jess don't eat the rectal tissues."
"Ash's rectal tissue is his own hand"
The act of building a castle, wall or some other form of defense inside the anus to protect against homosexual invasion.
Tom would have had a much better time in prison if he had a rectal fortification.
Pure fire, burning, explosive diarrhea. Induced by flu, illness or really questionable dietary choices.
The dude in the next stall was begging for the rectal lava to stop pouring from his ass.
My hole feels like it’s got third degree burns from that rectal lava.
To pull something from ones ass that is eerily accurate to the truth
wow so Jordan was so "rectally accurate" the idea he pulled from his ass was 100% correct
where the act of one inserts a condom into the anus and begins to fill it with expansion foam
"I had a serious rectal erection the other night"