One who surrounds himself with nothing but buttholes.
"That John Thomas sure is a bigtime rectal star."
An act of climbing into the ass of a large person or animal, crawling through their digestive tract and eventually making their way out of the mouth.
Johnny started his rectal adventure when he inserted his head into the elephant’s butt and proceeded to crawl through a system of shit and acid until he was regurgitated out of the elephant’s mouth.
the act of being horny for anal sex
Baby I'm so rectal randy, take my quivering anus now!
The eye watering sorrow and pain felt through ones anus the day after willingly consuming massive amounts of spicy food.
"Put the toilet paper in the fridge bro, there's going to be some serious rectal regret tomorrow"
I just had a rectal extracation. It was big I didn’t flush it for fear it would clog the pipes.
See Uphill Gardner. A man who prefers the company of another man.
"Terry put on his best trapping pants and went to the gay bar for a spot of Rectal Gladiation. He is a full blown Rectal Gladiator"
The act of building a castle, wall or some other form of defense inside the anus to protect against homosexual invasion.
Tom would have had a much better time in prison if he had a rectal fortification.