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A 5,9 boy who can’t squat more then Dewboy and can’t bench more then Alex Pena. He is a twink.
Nick reeves can’t lift a gallon of milk.
Haley. A girl who has magic hair, funny laugh, and a big black oriental dick
Oh she is oriental, she is a Haley reeves.
A Stupid Spongebob looking ahh mofo
hey, you see that reeve mario. i hate him
The most amazing, beautiful, smart, and funny girl in the entire world.
Corey:"Man I can't believe I'm dating Willow Reeves!"
one of the only immortals on earth now. he is a newly made immortal, like elon musk, but unlike elton john, who has definitely been alive for centuries.
A: Oh, Keanu Reeves? I heard he was immortal.
B: He is.
Guy: Did you see keanu reeves yesterday?
Me: yea, he’s my dad
Basically the 21st century’s versión of Chuck (Fucking) Noris. Could kill you simply with eye contact, but chooses not to. John Wick is his secret life name. Believed to be KGB or CIA or MI6
Guy 1: Is that Keanu Reeves?
Guy 2: yeah that’s John Wick alright!
Guy 1: Wasn’t he the guy who was treating women too respectfully and being conscious of personal space?
Guy 2: yeah indeed!