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When sending an email, the gut-wrenching feeling of guilt after clicking send. Can be caused by inappropriate or overly emotional content, or just embarrassing spelling or grammatical errors. Such content may be the result of intoxication, but the terrible feeling is more likely to occur when one is sober.
Girl A: I just emailed my ex-boyfriend a poem about how much I still love him....AND I just noticed I used the wrong form of there/their!
Girl B: That is some serious emailer's remorse
Blowers Remorse is the after math of an 8 ball + bad judgment.
a. After a night of wacking down fat lines you decide it’s a good idea to bang the first person that answers your call. (this person may or may not be from the personals section of the village voice)
b.Your 50 piece runs out so you call your connect only to find out you blew through your savings account and now need to manually blow your dealer for a 20.
c.You accidently switch your bag of soft with your friends bag of hard- 3 days later you wake up in a jail cell with an unidentifiable rash around your mouth.
d.After a night of cooking up your own shit you decide to call your ex for a late night rendezvous, only to realize you have just asked your current girlfriend to come by take it in the can and promise not to tell your girl about this.
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“ Damn I wacked down a 8 ball to the face, got so horny I ran to the deli and called an asian tranny from the village voice”- coke head
“dude, that sounds like a personal problem, but I have tickets to the benfica game can you come”-pedro
“no I have an appointment at the clinic my ass is on fire”- coke head
“I can borrow my grandmas donut for you”-pedro
“im never doing coke again”-coke head
“dude sounds like you got a case of blowers remorse”-pedro
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"Fuck the bags dry"- Antonio
"dude just call your guy with the 50's"- drew
"hes on his way give me some paper"-Antonio
"i only have 15"-drew
"i guess your going to have to take one for the team" antonio"
"why me, my ass still hurts from thursday"-drew
"because its my connect"- antonio
"i cant believe i let him cum in my mouth"-drew
"this is good shit you wont taste anything in 2 minutes good team work"-antonio
"i cant believe i have taken it this far"- drew
"dude calm down what are you having an episode of blowers remorse"-antonio
"fuck this is good shit"-drew
Whore Remorse is when a woman gets in a slutty mood and has casual sex then regrets it either immediately or later.
Usually this occurs during her ovulatory period, when sex hormones are at their peak and her body is at its most fertile.
Sometimes this change in attitude is reflected in how she treats the guy that she had sex with. She will try to make him feel like he owes her something. Even if it was clear at the get go that the sex was just casual, the women might regret this and feel like she has behaved like a whore.
This can cause a chain of frustrating reactions and feelings, where the woman feels like she should have gotten more in return for sex with her, which can make her feel even more whorish.
Bitch dragged me into the back seat and fucked my brains out, then comes down with a case of whore remorse and expects me to put on my shining armor.
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Much like buyer's remorse. However, there is no refund available with receipt.
Intercourse remorse is self explained; you did it and wish you hadn't
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Boner's remorse is an emotional condition whereby a person feels remorse or regret after boning a chick he shouldn't have
A: Did you fuck that heffer you picked up?
B: Yeah man, I was so drunk last night, totally having boner's remorse
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The feeling of dread that overcomes you when seeing your call history after a night of heavy drinking!
Roy- Ah craaaaap!
Harvey – Whats a matter bro?
Roy – I just looked at my phone and I called Rhonda 6 times last night.
Harvey – That’s dialers remorse you drunk dialing retard!!!
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When a guy acts like an asshole to a girl, then later feels bad about it and apologizes. Typically the apology is more about him needing to feel better than about her. Once forgiven, he is given a blank slate, thereby more asshole deeds can be done.
Carrie: "So, get this...David e-mailed me out of the blue and apologized for blowing me off that night."
Lidia: "Wasn't that over a month ago?"
Carrie: "Yeah, but he has asshole's remorse, so he's feeling the need to alleviate his conscience."
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