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A case of a harsh, sometimes very liquid excrement that is expelled by a person after consuming a burrito or other menu item from the Chipotle chain of restaurants. This event occurs usually 12-24 hours after the ingestion of said menu item. It is a variation on Montezuma's Revenge, though unlike Montezuma's Revenge, it is generally accepted that Barbacoa's Revenge is not related to local parasites but instead a natural reaction to the fiber and other nutritional content found in a menu item from Chipotle. Each case of Barbacoa's Revenge can vary due to personal ingredient preference. One need not have barbacoa on their burrito, or indeed meat at all, to have contracted Barbacoa's Revenge.
1) Employee: I had Chipotle last night.
Boss: Oh, did you get your usual burrito?
Steve: Yeah, it was great. Of course, I'll be needing a break here soon to deal with my case of Barbacoa's Revenge
2) This bout of Barbacoa's Revenge could be interesting; I had the corn salsa on my burrito last night.
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Named after the assasinated Indian leader, this rather colourful expression refers to the stinging burning sensation one experiences in one's anus when shitting out a curry of the vindaloo or phal variety (i.e. v.hot)
Wow my arsehole is killing me!
Well that's Gandhi's revenge - you shouldn't have had that vindaloo last night.
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finding the people who didn't want to have sex with you back in high school because they were better then you in high school, and having a nice little wanking session to their pictures
friend: what did u do last night?
you: played some video games and crashed on the coach, hbu?
friend: did a few revenge wanks to those sluts.
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When you poop in a plastic bag and leave it under somebody's couch for them to find later.
That idiot made out with my girlfriend, so I'm giving him two bags of JJ's Revenge!
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someone who will wait the equal amount of time or more it took for a person to text them, to text them back.
"It took Derek 68 minutes to text me back. I'm going to wait 69 minutes to reply."
"You're a revenge texter. Period."
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The painful state of constipation due to the consumption of too much popcorn. If raw kernels are accidentally eaten, the condition may eventually become an Orvilles Delight
I told my girlfriend to lay off the popcorn during What Dreams May Come, but she didn't listen. I laughed at her later that night when she had a bad case of Redenbacher's Revenge.
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(v) An act of shaming, wherein the perpetrator shaves his or her pubic region, collecting the clippings, then proceeding to glue them onto the face of a friend who has passed out.
John passed out after five Zimas, so we hit him with Osama's Revenge.
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