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Ribboned

Slashed with a knife, sword, dagger

I've just been ribboned

by Gboothy October 01, 2015


rosie ribbons

wannabe singer and general twat who is idolised by sarah.

oh michelle, i wish i looked like rosie ribbons. she's divine she is.

by mrs will young October 19, 2004


ribbons and beaus

Describes a group of paired singles where da gals do their hair in the old-fashioned way.

I love attending barn-dances and other traditional country-folk gatherings; it's refreshing to see all da ribbons and beaus there.

by QuacksO March 26, 2021


Ribbon Twirler

A Ribbon Twirler is a kind of person who sucks the fun out of everything and is so politically correct to the point that their existence itself is incredibly offensive and nobody wants them around.

Fuck Brad, we don't want that ribbon twirler to come to the party

by Ricky Razors November 27, 2021


shit ribbon

A CERTIFIED Redneck word for toilet paper.

(Screams for Mom) Hey Momma, we're out of shit ribbon!
(Mom screams back) Your daddy is at Walmart getting some, so you're just gonna have to get up greasy assed

by RedneckCertificationPresident May 10, 2015


ribbon

A lot of 12 elves.; There are twelve elves to a ribbon;

Santa called and said he needed a ribbon of elves by friday.

by Jack Baptist April 12, 2025


blue ribbon fuck

A prick.

She thinks he's a blue ribbon fuck.

by Ereck Flowers August 29, 2018