wannabe singer and general twat who is idolised by sarah.
oh michelle, i wish i looked like rosie ribbons. she's divine she is.
Describes a group of paired singles where da gals do their hair in the old-fashioned way.
I love attending barn-dances and other traditional country-folk gatherings; it's refreshing to see all da ribbons and beaus there.
A Ribbon Twirler is a kind of person who sucks the fun out of everything and is so politically correct to the point that their existence itself is incredibly offensive and nobody wants them around.
Fuck Brad, we don't want that ribbon twirler to come to the party
A CERTIFIED Redneck word for toilet paper.
(Screams for Mom) Hey Momma, we're out of shit ribbon!
(Mom screams back) Your daddy is at Walmart getting some, so you're just gonna have to get up greasy assed
A lot of 12 elves.; There are twelve elves to a ribbon;
Santa called and said he needed a ribbon of elves by friday.