a “wet Rishi” is a sex move where a tiny prick is struggling to remain upright covered in water while offering impossible guarantees of a good time.
friend1: what did you do last night?
friend2: we tried having sex in the shower but he kept pulling a wet Rishi, so we gave up and watched TV instead.
Charger low. Loves to play hide and ski.
“Sorry my phone is Rishi Kumar. And I love to Rishi Kumar”
Rishi Rub is the act of checking your pockets for change after being bank raped by the Tories.
Have you done your Rishi Rub ready for the pub?