Pulled over by the cops. ‘While I was driving last night, the police pulled me o
I got rolled up on by the PoPo
A friend that has an obsession with bead bracelets and hot chocolate
"My best friend is bethany Thomas"
"Oh you mean a fruit roll up?"
"Yeah!"
A drive by that’s targeted for a gay person or any other member of the lgbtq+
This can also be used for when the opposite happens
Hey Damien do you wanna pull a fruit roll up tonight?
Man that fruit roll up we did last night was crazy he never saw it coming!!
when a guy stronger hurts you mentally and physically, so you knock out a person stronger than him.
Guy: a guy from grade 11 hurt me, but i refused to tell
Guy 2: Whadja do?
Guy: I knocked out the strongest guy on the ground and threatened to knock anyone if they dared to give me shit!, even the guy that knocked me out thought he was next, now i'm king of pain
Guy 2: Didja get caught
Guy: even the principal thought his life was on the line. i make shit roll up hill
Having sex and getting head from a girl
She came over , we watched tv & I rolled up, and smoked her
When you take a long shit on your bedsheets and roll it up with your blanket and leave it sitting over the air vent.
Jake did a North Dakota Fruit Roll-up, it was soooooo hot
Having sex with a woman while she has a yeast infection.
Person 1: “yo you want some Jimmy Deans?”
Person 2: “Nah I already had a sausage biscuit roll up this mornin”