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Forcefully inserting a person's erect penis into a woodchipper
Formerly used by romanian gypsy gangs as an execution method, showcasing their brutality
Amadeus: "hei gringo Θii minte cΔ i-ai dat ministrului apΔrΔrii romanian pencil sharpner?"
Gringo: "da"
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Aren't you glad there's no Kiss a Romanian day
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When you stuff a turkey then using your dick, spooge in it, and then have someone eat it.
Me and my girlfriend got into a fight, so I gave her a Romanian turkey dinner to eat.
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sometimes a cute romanian gf just needs her own day to be spoiled and to treat her like a queen. π βΌοΈ
βOh!! Today itβs 28th of July, the national romanian gf day!!..I need to spend all the day with my beautiful romanian gf.
Romania is halfway between Persia and the Netherlands. Someone who is half- persian, half- dutch is considered Green. These people are often very dangerous and are known to travel alone. The majority of them live in Ecuador. The most common name for them is "Gavin" which means amature in "moarse code"
Purple Grapes are amazing but Green Grapes are just awful. Romanian Grape vines are poisonous and are only grown in Southern Tanzania
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The customary tradition of Romanians and foreigners greeting Adult men and Women. This is the act of having one's Wiener exposed for a solid handshake. Some traditional women may respond by flashing a nipple.
OMG! My plane had an emergency landing in Romania where I met this couple and we exchanged a Romanian wiener grab.
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When having sex in a bus, bus station, bus stop, the receiving partner proceeds to take a shit in the giving partners mouth, the giving partner then shoots the human excrement back up the receiving partners asshole, then as the turd is half hanging out the persons anal sphincter a deodorant can "flame thrower" is used to light the shit on fire it is then pushed fully back into the persons asshole.
Shadi " that was a really great party last night mick, but why do i have shit all over my ass and third degree burns around and inside my asshole"
Mick "we must have done the Reverse Romanian Dirty Bus-driver !!!!!"
Shadi " NOT THE REVERSE ROMANIAN BUS DRIVER !!!!!"
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