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Cristiano Ronaldo

The Portuguese devil, the goat. Mr. Clutchnaldo

We are losing 2-0 and there are two minutes left, Cristiano Ronaldo mode.

by Lincoln Eaves January 11, 2023


Cristiano Ronaldo

A player who lives rent free in more than millions of humans heads..does not possess the technical elegance of Ronaldo Nazario nor the ability to create amazing chances like Messi but is still the GOAT
He is clutch af

Cristiano Ronaldo is the best of all time. Nothing else

by FluffyMelon January 23, 2021

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Cristiano Ronaldo

Best stale bagel in the world. Practically perfect in every way and he was Ole Gunnar Solksjaars savoir.

Bob: Yo, I just ate a stale bagel this morning and it was surprisingly decent.
Me: It must be a Cristiano Ronaldo.

by giorgio_chiellini24 January 19, 2022


Ronaldo Fryman

That annoying ass guy from Steven Universe

Steven Universe Fan: “Hey do you know Ronaldo Fryman from Steven Universe?”
Other Steven Universe Fan: “Yes, he is so fucking annoying.”

by RonaldoFUCKINGSUCKS August 10, 2023


Ronaldo vs Messi

Two of the greatest football champions and we all know who is better.

Ronaldo vs Messi

by Random Words & Definitions November 22, 2023


Ronaldo vs Messi

Who is the football goat?

Who is the goat? It's Ronaldo vs Messi.

by Random Words & Definitions June 20, 2024


Christiano Ronaldo Junior

I don't get why you guys glaze him. I mean, ok but not ok.
He follows sophie rain and that is just themostdisrespectthingieverseenbya14yearold 😡
Ooookay i admit maybe hes erm ''every girls type'' but why follow naked woman

Also whyru so grumpy with fans, like chill ew

Also the glazing is to much. its just a curly head that plays football ok

.: Omg, Christiano Ronaldo Junior is myy mann!!!
.: He doesnt know you exist

( The harsh truth, but i believe there are many guys just like him😒 )

by spillingalotoffacts July 29, 2024