The Portuguese devil, the goat. Mr. Clutchnaldo
We are losing 2-0 and there are two minutes left, Cristiano Ronaldo mode.
A player who lives rent free in more than millions of humans heads..does not possess the technical elegance of Ronaldo Nazario nor the ability to create amazing chances like Messi but is still the GOAT
He is clutch af
Cristiano Ronaldo is the best of all time. Nothing else
2👍 1👎
Best stale bagel in the world. Practically perfect in every way and he was Ole Gunnar Solksjaars savoir.
Bob: Yo, I just ate a stale bagel this morning and it was surprisingly decent.
Me: It must be a Cristiano Ronaldo.
That annoying ass guy from Steven Universe
Steven Universe Fan: “Hey do you know Ronaldo Fryman from Steven Universe?”
Other Steven Universe Fan: “Yes, he is so fucking annoying.”
Two of the greatest football champions and we all know who is better.
Ronaldo vs Messi
Who is the goat? It's Ronaldo vs Messi.
I don't get why you guys glaze him. I mean, ok but not ok.
He follows sophie rain and that is just themostdisrespectthingieverseenbya14yearold 😡
Ooookay i admit maybe hes erm ''every girls type'' but why follow naked woman
Also whyru so grumpy with fans, like chill ew
Also the glazing is to much. its just a curly head that plays football ok
.: Omg, Christiano Ronaldo Junior is myy mann!!!
.: He doesnt know you exist
( The harsh truth, but i believe there are many guys just like him😒 )