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A filthy,dirty,disgusting pussy with a rancid sour smell. It is a disease that some women have and it is becoming more and more common every day. When coming in contact with someone that has cooch rot,you must immediately exit the premises.
Asif: (callin a Pharmacy).
Pharmasist: Hello!
Asif: Hi, I'm calling to ask if you guys happen to carry Vaginal Cleanser?
Pharmasist: umm Yes sir.
(Asif interupts him)
Asif: Thank you so much,I've been looking everywhere for some cleanser for my wife's pussy. Her pussy is suffering some severe cooch rot. She makes me go down on her every night and I cant do it anymore (starts crying). I swear I think the women rubs a fish on her pussy it smells so bad. The smell is so unbearable that I cannot help but vomit during oral. And the sad thing is that the vomit actually TASTES BETTER than the cooch!
Pharmisit: Sir?
Asif: DONT INTERRUPT ME!! let me ask you something does your girlfriend or wifes pussy smell like the ocean? huh? Does it smell like a fish that has been dead for 200 years then tossed into a filthy steamy hot dumpster,filled with GARBAGE JUICE!? Then it came back from the dead and just decided to crawl up in your girls pussy? I'm going to guess no!!
Pharmisit: um Sir thats the whole reason why im Homosexual.
Asif: Well do you know the number for a hit man?
Dial Tone........
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a pungent, stank smell that permiates from the crotch usually after a hard workout, or lack of a shower for several days, occurs in both males and females.
Damn, after running that mile yesterday I was experiencing SERIOUS crotch rot!!
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What a dirty vagina is called when it smells and has cheese.
When Priscilla took off her panties, she had puss rot.
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A Person who just exist but does not live
A Person taking up space and waiting to die .
People who can't wait till Friday because the rest of the week sucks for them
These people are ROTTING FLESH !
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A condition that is uncomfortable to the sufferer as well as unpleasant for others, caused by the usual, very poor male hygiene.
What your mom tells you will happen if you don't take a shower now! Your little brother notices you have been wearing the same underwear for 3 days and doesn't buy it that you have 3 pairs the same color - gray.
Mom: Go take a shower. You stink!
Teen son: Wait until I finish this game....
Mom: You said that yesterday. Do you want to get dick rot before you even get a chance to lose your virginity?
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A phrase describing the condition of any female possessing a Sexually Transmitted Decease or Infection
You don't want to go there mate, Rachel's got Minge Rot.
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"I say the war shouldn't stop until these playa hatin niggas body rot. Nigga the war shouldn't stop until these motherfuckin cops body rot"
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