Russia

a country of worth and under-appriciation

Russia is the bomb . . . haha, get it?

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russia

Russia is a sarcastic bitch who likes moles n saids GAH! alot. You got to love the Russia.

jacknthebeanstock-HEY RUSSIA HEY HEY HEY RUSSIA!
*plays with russias hair*
russia-chops his balls off.

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Russia

A country that is closer to the us now that it has been in a long time, yet the news calls it estranged.

Russia is not estranged from the united states these days.

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Russia

Russia. Russia is good. Russia is the definition of good. On a scale ok AK47 to Putin , Russia is putin with a hammer and scythe.

Did you see that girl Molly, she is soooo Russia

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soviet russia

In Soviet Russia, definition adds you!

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soviet russia

A place where the opposite of the norm happens. As shown in the example, instead you driving the car...

In Soviet Russia, car drives you!

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In Soviet Russia

Jokes invented by Yakov Smirnoff, involving the comparisons of things in the United States and the Soviet Union.

"In America, you drive car. In Soviet Russia, car drives you!"

"In America, you go to parties. In Soviet Russia, party goes to you!"

"In America, you watch television. In Soviet Russia, television watches you!"

"In America, you define dictionary. In Soviet Russia, dictionary defines you!"

"In America, you shoot gun. In Soviet Russia, gun shoots you!"

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