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A Russian Judge is someone who plays favorites under the pretense of objectivity.
Comes from the communist-block winter olympic judges during late Cold War who gave tens in figure-skating to communists and sixes to capitalists.
After the skater from Belarus' fatal fall during her tripple-axel, the Russian Judge proudly awarded a 10.
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When a person forcefully squeezes a man's testicles so as to cause the victim great pain.
"After my girlfriend went through my phone, she dumped me and put me in The Russian Vice."
When you stick it in someones ass while they are puking because their butthole while tighten up with each throw up.
Alan: My girlfriend was puking last night so I seized the opportunity and gave her the russian flamethrower
Ak: thats fucked up dude wth
Paying more money trading in something to get something else instead of getting your money back for the thing you have.
When Wargaming wanted to rebalance old tanks, they decided to give us a russian refund instead of giving us our money back.
a sexual mishap that occurs while preforming double penetration. Where the man on top pulls out and ejaculates onto the other man that is on the bottom.
why the hell would you pull a Clumsy Russian, then you wonder why no one invites you to threesomes
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When a male is laying down and a female saddles your dick and spins 360 degrees.
Babe let’s do the Russian beyblade
Uhhh spin me
When a Russian chick fucks you so hard you forget your gender
Robert: I heard Lucy gives a killer Russian genderbender
Noah: Hell yeah it was great. It was super confusing though.