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What happens when a woman stains her thong with a moist, juicy, liquid filled fart.
I was gonna do Chadra last night, until I found her Rusty Ribbon.
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Usually means a 9mm Beretta or Uzi, but can be used to refer to any handgun chambered in 9x19mm. Also see nine.
Man, I'm-a gonna cap you with my rusty nine.
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when a normal noose just isn't edgy enough
hang yourself with a rusty noose you fucking degenerate
A mixed drink made of equal parts tequila, coffee liquoer, and human breast milk.
If we added milk it would be a white Mexican but all we have is breast milk. Which would make it a Rusty Kreiger.
When one man dips his balls into the partners anus and she clenches and rips the balls straight off and shits out the ripped off balls
The best moment of my life was when my wife gave me the rusty clench
The post-anal sex act of extracting semen from the rectum and then saving it for a waterpark, sending it into a sperm bank, or doing whatever else it is weird people do with semen.
Dude, did you see the spooge that last guy brought in?!?
Yeah, it looked like he got it from a rusty well!
Sex move from The Venture Bros. named after the show's main character. There are various definitions:
1) When you run your finger around a guy's ass while you jerk the guy off into his own mouth.
2) When two guys 69 and fill each other's mouths with cum, turn over then blow cum into each other's asshole.
3) Take a scuba snorkel and put your dick in the bendy mouth part, then you sneak the other end right up your back address, then you shove the snorkel up your ass and jerk yourself off at the same time.
4) When you fuck a guy then stick your hand up his ass, and then whatever you come out with you rub on his dick.
5) A straight move: when you take a girl out for a huge dinner then you don't let her go to the can. Then you have anal sex with her and she poops all over your dick. Right when you pull out, you rub the shit on her back. That is the "Rusty" part of the act. The "Venture" part is when you eat that junk off her back without using your hands.
6) When you jerk off so much your dick gets all red and sore.
Shore leave: We used to throw Rusty Venture parties in the Castro
The Alchemist: Denied! Asking for a Rusty Venture right out of the gate?
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