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I am self-reliant for food, shelter, clothing, internet, phone, books, tuition, insurance, taxes, car payments, gas, maintenance, and entertainment expenses.
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I learned that you should always love your body and love your style. You are perfect just the way you are, and if someone says you aren't, they're just trying to pick a fight because they're jealous and they want to make you look bad. You are AMAZING! God created you to be the person you are, and he made you perfectly. Don't ever doubt your beauty. And anyways, outer beauty is worthless without raw inner beauty.
Self-love is very important these days.
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The opposite of self first. Self last requires your buddies to stick with you to avoid awkward situations that could arise from a person of the opposite sex wanting something you do not want anything to do with.
Your friend really wants to make out with you and you know he/she is planning on making a move but you want to avoid it. Therefore you call "self last" to your crew and they are forced to hang with you so no moves can be made.
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The act of giving yourself a blowjob. It's pretty damn impossible.
Guy 1: "Dude I just self fellatio'd myself."
Guy 2: "What? No way!"
Guy 1: "Hurt like fuck, but yeah. Ain't nothing like taking your own load."
Guy 2: "Dude, wtf..."
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someone who too attentive to their needs and desires
A person who is self-indulgent tends to shut out the world.
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self diagnosers are the people that like fidget cubes so they say "I need it so I can focus". Then the next day they will be like "omg i feel like I need fidget constantly, Omg I have such bad adhd" . This is very annoying not to mention how fucking annoying it is to people that actually have adhd. First of all stop, second of all GET A DIAGNOSIS!! I can't even tell you how many people are like "Do you really think i can go talk to that person? I have depression, anxiety, and social anxiety!!" I am so sorry that you are feeling fidgety, nervous, or sad, but mental illness isn't an adjective! I know karen looked up 7 "100% accurate not-fake (adhd/anxiety/depression/other mental illness)" test on google and its said she had whatever mental illness, but you really can't throw around those terms. in conclusion, self diagnosers piss people off! it doesnt matter how much u rlly think you have it, GET A DIAGNOSIS! DONT GO AROUND SAYING THAT U HAVE RLLY BAD THIS OR THAT WHEN YOU PROBABLY DON'T! PLEASE JUST DON'T SAY ANYTHING ABOUT YOUR MENTAL ILLNESS THAT U ARE REALLY SURE THAT YOU MIGHT HAVE BEFORE YOU GET A DIAGNOSIS FROM A REAL DOCTOR/PSYCHOLOGIST! NOBODY WANTS TO HEAR ABOUT YOUR "STRUGGLES"! JUST SHUT UP!!!!
karen says she has ADHD because she is feeling fidgety (after drinking 7 red bulls) WHAT A self-diagnoser!
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One who assigned attributes or positions to oneself and then believes one has them. A Self-Styled person will decide that s/he is something without any real proof of such and expect others to accept it.
When someone is described as 'Self-Styled' it usually indicates that they are not actually what they consider themselves.
DJ. Jon MacDeeboy was a Self-Styled 'Controversial Rapper'. Although his lyrics seemed very conventional.