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Shrek created the universe in 6 days, taking a break on the 7th.. also known as "Sunday."
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Shrek is an absolute God he is legendary and he rules the universe, nothing can stop. Shrek is a duo with donkey at together they can take over the world they are unbeatable. Doing a Shrek is being cool and legendary but no one can match to the real Shrek.
Bob is so shrek he just did a front flip
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Unit of measurement for time. One shrek is equal to 1 hour and 35 minutes, which is also the length of the movie.
"See you in a shrek!" (1h35')
"Dinner will be ready in half a shrek." (47'30'')
"My birthday is only 469.9 shreks away!" (1 month)
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Shrek is love, Shrek is life.
His love reaches my buttocks every night.
I whisper in my sleep, this is your swamp.
He lets out a mighty roar and says it's all ogre now.
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When you fuck a girl hard in the ass without any lube. As you choke her and yell “this is my swamp!”
1:“Yo I just gave my girl a shrek last night.”
2: “really? Shit, that sounds hot!”
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