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The arms of a fair skinned freckled peron that have gotten too much sun, or sunburn, causing them to resemble a salami.
Looks like Paddy's got salami arms. He'd better get out of the sun and put on some aloe.
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to pull out a salami-like penis and smack it against a girl's rear end
hey michelle, its salami time. whap!
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a group of arrogant teenagers, most specifically boys, who drive their mothers cars and mooch off their parents. they roll the streets as a tight group and drink lokos on the weekends with their prissy, young girlfriends. they often times put themselves above others. salami squad members like to shop at preppy stores such as H&M or Hollister. these individuals have also been seen "jerking" (dancing). Salami Squad's are known for their hilarious personality and jokes. They are the most comical among the squads.
Trying to show up a Salami squad member can result in them going Salami squad on your ass.
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Salami acquired through indirect means, or that passes through a middle man before reaching its final destination.
"If you purchased the salami from John at the bar, and not from the deli, that makes it secondhand salami."
"I'm not eating that. It's secondhand salami."
During heterosexual intercourse, the male penis enters the anal cavity, the oral cavity, and vagina, in that order and all in under 1 minute.
Kenny: "Things got wild last night"
Matt: "What happened?"
Kenny: "Well, I took her back to my place and we had a triple salami on my video game chair"
Matt: "A triple salami!? Jeepers Creepers!"
Kenny: I know! I can't believe I did it in less than a minute. I started stomping around chanting "Triple Salami" with my fist in the air. I didn't even finish having sex after that.
Matt: Do you think you'll see her again?
Kenny: I hope so. She likes what I like.