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the act of inserting ones penis ina lotion bottle for pleasure,or out of desperacy. (also called a jackie)
jim got tired of not gettiong ass so he gave himself a sammy
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A guy with shriveled up balls
Ewwwwwww SAMMY why are they so shriveled.
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sew amazing, shes gorgeous and has a really nice rack. usually are very smart, and have nice long legs. sammy's are usually very tan, and has long brown hair (usually straight) and boys LOVE her, especially grade 10s. she's always happy, but has the best chirps everr. she's sew sew hilarious, she sumtimes acts retarded, but its all good becuz she's so funny. i LAWL at every one of her jokes. she can game, and is better then most guys, but you shouldnt b jealos. not everyone may like sammy, but it is only becuz there jealos of her fiine looks and her sexy body. she's amazing in bed, and can do all the sex moves veerry well. one will walk away from a sexual encounter with sammy and be more satisfied than he has ever been with any other woman. dont ever pass up the oppurtunity to be with a sammy, even though she may want to take it slow. shes the best youll ever have, in bed and out.
"dude, that girl was SEW hot!"
"yeah, she was obviously a sammy!"
"yeah, my friend told me that he boned a sammy last night and that it rocked his socks off."
"did you actully just say that?"
"....sammy would have laughed..."
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Someone who is a terrible rapper. He is also very short, obnoxious, and thinks he is most amazing person in history. Basically a doushbag.
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a special towel divers use so they don't start shivering after being in the water for a short amount of time. Usually made by speedo, or sammy.
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If you see a chick that looks like she robbed Hot Topic and is wearing everything all at once, she's a sammi. Sammis are always girls. Usually they look like they have no idea if they're goth, emo or punkrawkers, and most of the time they just look like posers. If you see one, try not to laugh. Also name of a Japanese pop star. I think.
"Ohmigod, girlfriend, she's such a sammi. Let's laugh."
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when you put a tampon in someones mouth and then shove it up their butt.
O my god, are you giving me a Sammy?
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