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Tokyo Sandblaster

When two sexual partners have intercourse after fully shaving their pubic hair about three days prior. Their genitalia resembles two pieces of sandpaper rubbing against each other and the resulting rash is bright red like the Tokyo flag.

Whoa dude, I just found out Andy Richter banged my girlfriend last night! I hope he enjoyed the Tokyo Sandblaster. Asshole.

by B*Long (that's my rap name) November 10, 2010

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Tokyo Sandblaster

A slang term for a sexual act involving at least three men, and one female, wherein all the men ejaculate onto a woman's face (typically aiming for the eyes) at the same time. In certain regions, the act must occur while riding in a subway car with at least one other passenger.

The origin of the phrase is uncertain, and again depends on the region. In Japan, and surrounding areas, the term Tokyo comes from the use of the subway system as a venue for the sexual act. Outside of Asia, the term "Tokyo" is alleged to have originated from the way a girl will squint (making er look Japanese) in anticipation of ejaculation.

That girl is a skank; I heard she let half the frat drop a Tokyo Sandblaster on her.

alt. Me, Chang, and Raichu took Misty-Wei down to the Hedeki Station, made her pay for our fare, and then pulled a Tokyo Sandblaster on her.

by Joe Strummer's Ghost November 10, 2010

1๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


Tokyo Sandblaster

While engaging in sexual intercourse with a female on a beach, cover your partners face in ejaculate and then shove said partners face into the sand promptly thereafter. The result is your partners face being covered in a sandy, epoxy-like mix.

- "Tom, how was your honeymoon in Aruba?"

- "It was fantastic. Nothing says "I love you" quite like a Tokyo Sandblaster".

by Sir Rumpleforeskin November 10, 2010

1๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


Tokyo Sandblaster

The Tokyo Sandblaster is a scatological activity. When one person has diarrhea, they get close to their partner's face. Letting it rip effectively blasts the partner and causes them to squint, appearing to have Asian features.

Erica really got turned off by the taste of the poo that trickled in her mouth from Dwayne giving her a Tokyo Sandblaster.

by Tugboat222 November 11, 2010

1๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


Tokyo sandblaster

after a person fills their mouth full of rice and then forcefully spits it at another person's clitoris

After lubing that bitch up with some Kikkoman, I gave her the Tokyo sandblaster.

by Mrs. GC November 10, 2010

1๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


tokyo sandblaster

n. When a man ejaculates into his partners eyes and then throws sand in his partner's face.

I was with a girl last night and totally gave her a tokyo sandblaster, she was squinting for hours!

by TheTauTank November 10, 2010

1๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


Tokyo Sandblaster

The Japanese way of having intercourse between a male and female with no penis involvement. Insemination is passed through an orgami straw.

He gave her the old Tokyo sandblaster.

by kingjostle November 10, 2010

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