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When your stuck between two people that smell.
I hate standing in line, and in front of me someone
smells, and in back of me someone smells. It's like
being stuck in the middle of a funk sandwich
A sandwich literally including ball sack as the main ingredient.
I ate a huge testicle sandwich for breakfast this morning, then shit all over the stairs.
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Trump Sandwich; noun: Someone who makes up a lot of bullshit, and is full of bologna
P1: LMAO dude i just got a nintendo switch for free
P2: No you didn't
P1: Yeah nintendo gave it to me for free
P2: Did you just eat a Trump Sandwich because i ain't buying that story. Your full of bologna.
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When someone has done a recreational substance that makes them move their jaw repeatedly as if eating a sandwich.
That dude has taken so much "X" that he looks like he's eating an invisible sandwich.
Ingredients: bread, marshmallow creme, and nutella.
Step 1 toast bread.
Step 2 add marshmallow creme
Step 3 add nutella
Step 4 enjoy
I made a s'mores sandwich which made my taste buds creme themselves with joy!
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This being a sandwich that has been jizzed over and offered an unsuspecting victim. The recipient can be either sex, and someone who the donor secretly dislikes.
I got my revenge against Sandra by offering her a spunk sandwich, which she ate unwittingly. Inside my head, I bubbled with a mixture of pride and guilt, keeping this sordid fact to myself for the time being, yet surely to reveal to her at a later date.
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A threesome with two fat men whereupon the non fat man is in the middle.
Person 1: Man, Jim looks sore today.
Person 2: Yea, he was in a wide sandwich with Fat Albert and John Goodman.
Person 3: Really? Did he say how it was?
Person 1: Foldy.