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Two characters From Round The Horne, a BBC radio program. Also the title of their sketches.
Julian and Sandy were two camp, out-of-work actors, who were always at work in a franchise that featured the word bona, which means 'good' in Polari.
Polari was gay slang used as a secret underground language before the decriminalisation of homosexuality in Britain back in the 1960s.
They could be found working at such ventures as Bona Promotions, the Ballet Bona, Bona TV Ltd, and Polari Vous Francais: the Bona School of Languages.
As well as being highly amusing, Julian and Sandy were notable for being two camp homosexual characters in mass entertainment at a time when homosexuality was still illegal in the UK, and for the use of Polari in the sketches.
The writers and cast thought the characters worked very well as they were not being held up to ridicule or simply there to be the target of a joke, in fact most of the sketches revolved around Kenneth Horne's presumed ignorance being the target of their jokes.
Kenneth Horne would find these two characters usually by looking in a rather risque magazine (which he would insist he bought for innocent reasons). This would lead him, more often than not, to their business in Chelsea.
I'm listening to 'Julian & Sandy' on CD.. it's making me lol!
crushing up my Ecstasy on your butt and then snorting it.
-summer gauthier
~added by beccles
dude that's the girl that let me sandy cheeks her
An attempt to have sexual intercourse via the anus with an older woman however, she's way too dry which then creates flakes covering the penis which is known as "sand".
"Man, I just had sex with a GILF too bad she was a Sandy Grandma though..."
Receiving a Sandy Pete consists of obtaining a handjob on the beach and thus shredding the skin on your reproductive organ.
Richard Tracy: got a good ole fashion at the beach last night and the sand got into between her hand and my dick. It's fucking raw man.
Mike Tyson: A Sandy Pete always ends in tears Dick.
A very rough HJ, definitely without any kind of lubrication, and in extreme conditions given out by someone with dry, cracked hands. A likely side effect of this act is a severely chafed penis. Perversely, some gentlemen prefer this to regular HJs, i.e. Ralph Cifaretto from The Sopranos.
"Wow, I was so drunk last night that I went home with this fat chick and she gave me a pecan sandy. My dick is so raw, I can't even put on a pair of pants."
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A sexual act performed while engaging in intercourse on the beach. The male removes his penis, dips it into the sand, and then holds on tight as he reinserts making the female squawk and flap around like a seagul
During senior week I gave this slut a sandy seagull. She married my brother. It makes family reunions awkward.
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Used as a form of negative reinforcement. A hand job where the giver covers their hand in vaseline, followed by dipping the hand in beach sand. This results in massive erosion of the penis.
Marco if you don't clean up your shit, I'm going to give you the roughest sandy handy.
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